Beefcakes

dreamsofthesea:

whytheyrehot:

1. The man played Iron Man. Iron Man. A badass engineer turned superhero. He built himself a heart, for God’s sakes. And if that isn’t enough, he is playing Sherlock Holmes! As if the man could have any more mystery in those eyes, he is now going to be a detective! I’ll tell you what, Mr. Downey. You can come solve a mystery. It involves me, you, a bed and a soundproof room. Clothing discouraged.

2. The dude has a nice body. And not in that too many muscles type of way either. He’s got these nice shoulders that make you want to kiss them and scratch them while he does dirty things to you. He’s got this stomach that makes you want to nibble it. Basically, he’s the epitome of delicious in a perfect package.

3. The man smokes. Alright, so maybe this isn’t the healthiest of habits. But looking at the picture above, it wouldn’t be even close to as sexy without that cigarette in his mouth. He holds it perfectly, as if he’s willing to drop it out of his mouth the second you lean in to kiss him. If he can hold a cigarette so perfectly, imagine what else can be done with that mouth!

4. He plays the violin. In 1992 he played Charlie Chaplin in Chaplin. He could’ve very well faked his way through it, but no. He chose the high (and may I say rather classy) road and learned the violin for the part. That means he’s good with his fingers (wink!) and can play you a tune that instantly makes you swoon. Ladies?

5. He can handle his shit. He had a drug abuse problem and fixed it. He almost let his career die and handled it. BY HIMSELF. The man can take care of business AND look good while doing so. Basically any issue you may have, he’ll fix that in a heartbeat all while playing a song for you shirtless with a cigarette rested perfectly on his lips. Yup. Perfect.